We like our drinks cold and our action hot here at Lit Escalates, and have found few better ways to shield our bevvies from the burn of reentry than with this handsome koozie.

Featuring a full-color print of Joel Daniel Phillips' oil painting of what is probably the worst thing for a Society member to see first thing in the morning.

But hey, at least the seltzer is at a good temperature!

• Fits standard 12 ounce cans
• Made of neoprene