Apparently, Vladimir Lenin banned Santa Clause during the early days of Soviet Russia. However, years later the USSR brought the Jolly (apparently Capitalist?) fellow back as a part of a larger propaganda campaign to rub the success of Sputnik into the face of NASA… This campaign resulted in something incredible:
SOVIET SPACE SANTA.
Once this bit of historical delight was found, it was only a small step to commissioning the talented illustrator Christine Aria to re-paint two real Soviet Space Santa Greeting Cards with one small tweak: In our version, we believe in Sevro Clause.
• Sevro Clause Propaganda front painted by Christine Aria
• Subliminal messaging snowflakes
• Includes invitation to our First Annual Howler Ugly Sweater Holiday Party
• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²) (weight may vary by 2%)
• Soft cotton-feel face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Unisex fit
|Chest (inches)||34 ⅝||36 ¼||37 ¾||41||44 ⅛||47 ¼||50 ⅜|
|Waist (inches)||26 ¾||28 ⅜||29 ⅞||33 ⅛||36 ¼||39 ¼||42 ½|
|Hips (inches)||37||38 ⅝||40 ⅛||43 ¼||46 ½||49 ⅝||52 ¾|
**A note on shipping: in an effort to save the home planet this product is made to order and shipped directly from the factory to keep down waste. There is a turnaround time of approximately 8-14 days.